Stuck

Stuck like American until 5th November 2012 comrade.

Orwellian Irony

Memorial Day

I've posted it before but this is the best fit I can find right now that everyone hasn't done.

Monday Made Me Laugh

The same guy who made a "Why Glocks Suck" video has done one for 1911s



Keep watching after the credits for a John Browning easter egg.

Breakfast Time

Or maybe not.

Friday Bacon

Early Internet Earworm

Click here to understand if you missed it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Good Idea / Bad Idea

Good Idea:
Lunch at Hooters at the Mall.

Bad Idea:
Lunch at Hooters at the Mall.

Your Suprise Present From the Government

I don't think you get to "pitch".

Redhead Island Vs. Asian Fantasy Land.

A recent comment set up this epic showdown below the break

Bad Sign

When even the Amish are checking out rifles the fecal matter would seem to be headed for the rotary air impeller.

How You Fix a Squat Toilet

Smashing Gun Budgets

The Female of the Species

    She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
    May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest.
    These be purely male diversions—not in these her honour dwells—
    She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

My wife just wrote a very direct response to the Black Panthers.

Fair warning: more than half of us are armed.

Kipling could have had her directly in mind to the entirety of this poem.

Political Monday Made Me Laugh

The State of Modern Education

Anyone want to take bets that this woman was considered "bright" in her teacher education classes?

Well next time someone says, "Public schools nowadays aren't that bad." this video ought suffice as a reply.

Monday Made Me Laugh

Almost Done

I want this on a t-shirt because of Obama.
I can't afford this on a t-shirt because of Obamanomics.
I wont borrow money to buy this on a t-shirt because I'm not an Obamidiot.

Seeing Red

The vampire apocalypse is going to look awesome more MSFW below break

Friday Bacon

Bacon Art: Bacony Night

Truth In Bumperstickers

Beware: Sirens

More MSFW navigational hazards below break

Monday Made Me Laugh

Question

If Obama is our first gay president,

do we have to keep paying for the first beard's vacations?

Friday Bacon

Parents Today

Ron Pauls New Campain Ad Might Just Work

If the following doesn't make you want to break out the old wookie suit nothing will:

Failure to Learn from History.

A man who apparently tried to rob a Coffeyville business was shot to death this morning. Police tell News Talk KZRG they got a 911 call at 847 am about an armed robbery at a business on West 8th Street. The caller said he'd shot the suspect. 23-year-old Terrence DeShawn Clark was pronounced dead at the scene. The shooting is being investigated.

 There are some towns you just don't try armed robbery in, Coffeyville is certainly one of them.

No Not the Good Kind of Crazy

Beware Pacific Sirens(Part 2)

Just to make sure you are aware of the dangers of the far east.

More MSFW below break:

Monday Made Me Laugh

Should You Vote for Obama?

To Quote Dodgeball, "Thankyou Chuck Norris"

Apocalypse Nowadays

Friday Bacon

For your(both you meat candy lovers and you radical islamics) convenience: Bacon on a Stick.

Beware: Sirens

This one particularly:

 More MSFW below break

Good Idea / Bad Idea

Good Idea: Jet powered recliner
Bad Idea: Jet powered recliner.

 

Baby's First Belt-Fed