oh geez! now that is funny : )
Glad you liked JUGM.
To deeply paraphrase Hamlet:Better to have friends that are bacon, than never had friends at all.Or better yet-Better your friends be bacon, than thou.
The ultimate ocean voyage for bacon fans......http://blog.sfgate.com/travel/2012/05/09/when-pigs-sail-bacon-cruise-more-than-a-side-of-fun/
Russel- "The roast meat of the funeral did cold adorn the wedding feast." No need to even paraphrase to bring the bard in on the subject of tasty carni-culture.OCM- Thanks for the info.