Oooh, somebody is in trouble. Doesn't look like someone is getting pilot of the year.
Yeah, I'm not sure any landing you can run toward the fire trucks from is how it goes.
To be fair, I have been in a aircraft with Old NFO at the controls. I can understand why some people would smoke...or shoot heroin!
What was it, "See that postage stamp next to the dairy queen, I want some ice-cream so watch me land this DC-3 there."?
The way I heard it, they were lighting farts in the cockpit.
Well, methane plus crew oxygen wouldn't be too much of a joke. Unless you combined them to flash when the porta-potty door was opened from the outside;)