Dear White-trash Neighbors,
Due to you leaving your dog out to bark for multiple nights, I would like to invite you to Fuck-off pants-less tied over a table in the same room as a horny male Great Dane. Your territorial snarly yap-machines are already part of the reason that the southern view of your own yard is now a privacy fence.
Sincerely your next door neigbor who actually gets up in the morning to work.
The floor is yours angry readers.