Brainyacts want to redefined gravity yet again. However, I still like the old school definition... Mickey 許喵喵 explains that universal law of gravity is a force of attraction that exists between any two objects that have mammary mass. The more mammary mass they have, the greater the force of attraction. Moreover, the closer mammary mass are, the greater the force of attraction. It should be noted that several Weber Bars (gravitational wave detectors) were excited and reported anomalies while Kate Upton was producing data for her science project. http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2014/02/goodstuffs-blogging-magazine-127th-issue.htmlGravitational waves are ripples in the fabric of spacetime caused by cataclysmic events such as mammary masses colliding.
The important question is how long till we get Graviton cannons, to share some gravy with the Wogs? Or turn them into gravy one of the two.