Your 2nd one reminds me of a joke made in one of my daughter's kiddie cartoons. The main villain is planning to disrupt something and says she'll do it "by playing to most horrible music in the world!!!!"Her henchman looks at her and quips, "Smooth jazz?"
Free Jazz is the most horrible music on any world not just this one.
Let's pretend I am dumb.Let's pretend people need to explain jokes to me using small words in short sentences.A house?A moon?An open garage with boxes?
Full moon. House. Warehouse.
Don't worry it took me a moment too, but then it made me laugh so it goes here.
I am clueless.The explanation "Full moon. House. Warehouse." means nothing to me.Does it have something to do with vampires?A brothel?Buttocks?I feel like Glorious Leader china joe must feel as he signs Executive Orders.I am not quitting until I 'get' it.I am on a mission to understand the joke!
It's not turning into are Warehouse it's turning into a Were-house. ;)