Saturday, February 13, 2016

Aaaaand We're Fucked

Ladies and gentlemen our future best and brightest.

Courtesy Life

Attention clueless fuck-knuckles of Wal-mart. Just because it is currently illegal to turn your intestines into a decorative hat doesn't mean that stopping with your cart in the middle of an aisle so that it blocks everyone from both directions is okay. 

Similarly I have no particular desires to see what a charming muffin-top that your pajama pants give you. The answer as always is a disgusting one.

And lastly just because Death Race 2000 is a few years over due doesn't mean that you stop walking in the middle of the driving area of the parking lot to slowly dial your phone, it tempts some of us to begin beta testing the points scoring system.

Weekend OCD Check

Marriage Material?

Friday, February 12, 2016


Ancient Athens shows just how the people can become the mob, and how even the most enlightened cultures of their times can succumb to a suicidal collective hysteria. All due to a desire for the easy "fix" to problems. People vote for whatever short term satisfaction their collective Id wants: revenge, safety, or luxury. Eventually the processes of democracy are too slow to satisfy them, so they find a strongman who promises quick and easy solutions if only he is given the power to do them....history has yet to record this ending well.

Words to the wise.

BeCos(play) It's Friday

 More not safe for the tiny below the break, yes a lot of these are from the same talented cosplayer (luck of the draw) I've tried not to repeat the same costumes too much. As always bonus nerd points if you recognize characters.

Socialist Irony

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

After 8 Years Of Obama Purges

Picking Which Half of the State Motto

According to Breitbart News, Byron York reported that "in a nearly one-hour speech, Trump railed against pharmaceutical companies.  He railed against oil companies.  And insurance companies.  And defense contractors.  And he set himself against a political system that he said allows big-money corporate 'bloodsuckers' to control the government with campaign contributions."
In case this confuses you: According to Trump, the problem is business, not government.  No, government is as pure as the wind-driven snow.  The problem with health care is big pharma and not the precious, amazing government bureaucrats.
And by the way, what kind of mathematical mind thinks big oil is gouging anyone right now?  In 2011, Trump was obsessed with OPEC.  Of course, it was American "big oil" and not Trump's negotiating Jedi mind tricks that made the cartel irrelevant.
Additionally, it seems the Donald thinks that big pharma and big hospital and big insurance went to Obama and begged him to totally ruin our health care system.  Either that or he's just flat pandering and lying because he thinks the odd ball liberals in New Hampshire will lap it up.  Obviously they did.
Oh, and for the record, underlying Trump's premise is that only rich people should run for office.  Now there's a conservative principle if there ever was one.

Now I know that some of my readers disagree with me as far as Trump goes, all I can respectfully say is that I sincerely hope you're right about him and that I'm dead wrong.

Old NFO Teaches the P-8 Kids a Thing or Two

I know it's not a P-8 but the "lemme show you something" is an amusing mental picture.

Cuts Down Trees, Wears High Heels.........

...supendies and a....