Friday, October 17, 2014

BeCos(play) It's Friday

More not safe for aimed fire below the break, and as always bonus nerd points for recognizing characters.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Beware: Sirens

 I know winter is coming but we still need to maintain awareness of waterborne hazzards, more Not Safe For Sailors below the break.

Monday Made Me Laugh

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Inoperators Contact Report

(Inspired by Daddy Bear's Minivandian posts)

Loaded the team into the Situation Urban Breaching Assault Recon and Utility vehicle Forester class and departed for local member only market to requisition supplies and medical testing. After obtaining needed services and equipment we were harassed by local youth paramilitary.

They were obviously running a protection racket as we were approached they "requested" a donation or purchase of "popcorn" highly suspicious as there was no popcorn popper evident. I fixed the miscreant with a 948 yard gaze and he backed up apparently not feeling the spirit of the bobcat totem he wore on his kerchief.

Exvaced the team back to primary base and put out perimeter patrol, second in command though didn't agree with my post mission assessment. I worry that given her druthers she would have laid waste to the entire paramilitary unit we encountered, much as she did to the all female youth paramilitary that tried a similar shakedown racket involving "cookies" a few months ago.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Put Some F*%king Shoes On That Kid

(Warning the following will contain bad language, run-on sentences, and unflattering characterizations of White-Trash)

Listen Trailerpark-Barbie, I know that you've gotten used to all kinds of climates while dancing at Dimples juice bar while wearing nothing but glitter and a g-string, but put some fucking shoes on your infant.

You obviously noticed it was cold, raining, and windy when you put the child in a fleece hoodie and zipped it up, but I can only assume that shortly after that act the syphilis finally ate a critical portion of what little judgment center in your brain that you possessed.

Now I wouldn't mind but I'm pretty sure that I'm helping to pay for just about every bit of this child apart from making it(though given that EBT cards can now dispense cash at stripclub ATM's I'm not entirely sure about that) and there is a tiny infinitesimal and rapidly diminishing, I mean by the day, chance that this child one day may become a contributing member of society who lies about his family.

BeCos(play) It's Friday.

 More not safe for rebels below the break, and as always bonus nerd points for recognizing the character portrayed.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Have You Met Lydia

 More Not Safe For Those Squicked Out By Ink below the break, don't say I didn't warn ya.

Staying Flexable

I've got an Auditing test tomorrow so I'm going to have to keep my posting of serious things(ebola, saving money, etc) flexible until after that. More not safe for ligaments below the break.