Thursday, July 5, 2012

Cult of Tacticool: Knife-Rail

The Firearm Blog had the latest AR rail attachment.
It's not even for a bayonet(Wikipedia link provided for this product's target market). I'm sure the Tactical-Tommies thing they're going to look like this.
Alas the reality will be more like this.

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  1. Up next; rail mounted gladius.

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    1. Or we could try to reduce the idiot population with the rail mounted electric shaver.

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  2. I think the real draw is that with the adapter provided you can attach a cell phone. This allows the important multi-tasking option of texting while your shotting.

    Importortant for a younger generation.

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    1. Congratulations Russell you've just foreseen a new horror sure to be plaguing range-masters very soon assuming someone doesn't pipe in with a personal horror story of this very thing.

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  3. Damn kids these days. In my day we had these things what would hang from yer belt. We called them sheaths. That way, when you slung your rifle when all 5 rounds were out, you could draw yer knife to clean yer Jerry or Jap after you kilt 'im.

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    1. Oh for the days of crudely typeset army manuals detailing how to properly field dress your enemies for "supplemental" rations.

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