Friday, April 5, 2013

Slightly Weird

You know you're slightly weird when your wife takes over playing in the back yard with the kids for you so that you can go to work. You go in the house then bring her out the phone and a water bottle; then you stick her gun(holstered) down the back of her pants, tell her you love her and kiss her.
Posted by at
Labels: ,

10 comments:

  1. StephenApril 5, 2013 at 4:02 PM

    You're not weird...you just have a huge amount of common sense.

    ReplyDelete
  2. PaladinApril 5, 2013 at 4:05 PM

    Weird? Nothing wrong with grabbing a little smooch in the yard. :)

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousApril 5, 2013 at 4:16 PM

    sounds like my kind of woman

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. OdysseusApril 6, 2013 at 11:21 AM

      You have very good, but very weird taste then.

      Delete
  4. Daddy HawkApril 5, 2013 at 5:28 PM

    Had it been a salami or a few slices of bologna going down her pants, that might raise an eyebrow. Putting a hot dog in her buns would have been hilarious. A gun? Meh.

    ReplyDelete
  5. TinCan AssassinApril 5, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    In front of the kids? That's sick! This is my pistol, this is my gun! ;)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. OdysseusApril 6, 2013 at 11:22 AM

      Well one could be for both but if you can fight with the other I'm impressed.

      Delete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)