Courtesy Life

Attention clueless fuck-knuckles of Wal-mart. Just because it is currently illegal to turn your intestines into a decorative hat doesn't mean that stopping with your cart in the middle of an aisle so that it blocks everyone from both directions is okay. 

Similarly I have no particular desires to see what a charming muffin-top that your pajama pants give you. The answer as always is a disgusting one.

And lastly just because Death Race 2000 is a few years over due doesn't mean that you stop walking in the middle of the driving area of the parking lot to slowly dial your phone, it tempts some of us to begin beta testing the points scoring system.