Saturday, May 28, 2016

Overheard in the Living Room

HH; "Honey if your size starts at 2x and your heading for 3, those people aren't trolls they're just trying to protect others from seeing you in a swimsuit."

Me: "Why do people insist on making the national shortage of eye-bleach worse?"


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    1. For just $.75 per day less than a cup of coffee you can help these poor doomed souls who must walk with perfect eyesight around Wal-Mart have enough eye-bleach to burn out all the traumatizing cases of "LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS".