theme for the week, if you want to playI happened to have a small(ish) collection of amazon women who might be able to kill the wizard quickly enough to not eat a fireball. More not safe for practical armor below the break.
“Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien,
Those girls need to put down those fantasy weapons and get used to the feel of a good splitting maul.
ReplyDeleteNot as long as they remember rule 1:
DeletePillage then burn.
Ummm i'm not sure that those two pics (#5 &6) are actually a women. Look at the jaw line and theoat.
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I'll let you explain that to the heavily armed redhead.
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ReplyDelete"Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art CRUNCHY, and taste good with ketchup!"
Riposte part 2: "Meddle not in the affairs of redheads for your soul is a slurpee and makes a freckle."
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ReplyDeleteMay the the wizards of Ithaca favor you
It's getting back home that's the trick, but once you do remember proper hospitality to house-guests, throw a killer surprise party.
DeleteWow. And Dejah Thoris made an appearance.
ReplyDeleteI could bearly contain my excitement about one of the ladies, and I would like to axe several of them out on a date, but I am sworda afraid some of them would just be stringing me along. I wonder if any of the ladies holding the pointed objects are named Brittany?
Just ration your puns carefully around the heavily armed redheads.
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