Friday, August 12, 2016

Friday Fuck-Off Open Thread

Dear "Touchless" toilet designing ass eaters, if I wanted a bidet before I pooped I would seek one out. Times that you have to poop at work are not the times you want to have to stand back up suddenly because the fucking toilet sensor took you sitting down as you leaving the stall. Also shit-tards this isn't a hygienic because this toilet also flushes the moment that I stand back up before I've had a chance to wipe my ass, and because executives also use this bathroom I have to reach down and push the doubtlessly fucking disgusting little rubber button to flush the toilet paper. Fuck off with a cactus and be forced to use sandpaper to wipe your ass for the next hundred years you incompetent wastes of an engineering degree.

The floor is yours angry readers.

1 comment:

  1. Don't forget about the building maintenance engineers who adjusted the infrared sensor, if doing that is possible.