Bicycle riders can definitely fuck off. They can fuck off with their handlebars held perpendicular to their anus when they FUCKING FORGET that they ALSO FUCKING HAVE TO FUCKING STOP AT GODDAMNED STOP SIGNS. I FUCKING HAD THE RIGHT AWAY, YOU RANCID TWATSTAIN!!! Do NOT scream at me with both middle fingers extended because YOU ran the FUCKING STOP SIGN, and vegetation and other vehicles blocked my view of you until AFTER YOU'D RUN THE FUCKING STOPSIGN!!! May you try that with a city dump truck, because THAT'S THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT WOULDN'T BE FUCKING TOTALED BY HITTING YOUR GINORMOUS ASS.The floor is now yours angry readers and remember bonus points for creative profanity.
Friday, September 2, 2016
Friday Fuck-Off Open Thread
This week I'm going to defer to my wife who is several grades ahead of me in the school of profanity.