Friday, September 9, 2016

Friday Fuckoff Open Thread

Ragweed and honey suckle can fuck off with a giant flaming weed-eater coated with Roundup. I don't care what critters feed from you; you've train-raped my sinuses for the last week. Speaking of trains the switch yard operators who think that rush-hour is the perfect time to slowly move empty trains through town can fuck off with a giant nettle covered dildo attached to a speeding train while they are tied to the tracks.

The floor is yours angry readers if you have something to get off your chest, and remember bonus points for creative profanity.

1 comment:

  1. I hear ya.
    Finally went in for an allergy test.
    Doctor was calling out numbers and I was mentally tracking over 80% reactions until she got to the last row and skipped a bunch.
    Weeds and dust mites are main culprits.
    Roundup arty rounds on Amazon?