The 2nd and 3rd photo remind me of a farm worker that I had to let go as she kept getting in the pond ruining all of the fishing. Just kept it muddy all the time.
Sirens also distract the male farmhands what with all the drowning to death.
# 19. The young lady in polka dots with the lower wardrobe malfunction. If you can tear your eyes away, you will see a ship in the background, and on that ship are sailors using the most powerful binoculars and telescopes available to watch the shoreline for navigation hazards, yep, looking for navigation hazards.
And we wonder how ships run aground, not much has changed since the Greek times.