Saturday, October 22, 2011

Cult of Tacticool: Tactical Sarong

It's been a while but I've found something new to mock in the cult of tacticool, behold the Tactical Sarong. Yes because nothing says deadly tactical operator like a length of purple cloth between your hands. Or to quote the website:

...and a formidable self-defense tool as well.

If you ever asked yourself what a mall ninja would wear to the beach(besides the two layers of ballistic plates, this is it.)
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  1. StephenOctober 22, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    If some knucklehead approaches me with that look on his face wearing that silly rag I'd double tap his sorry butt.

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  2. OdysseusOctober 22, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    Does raise the question as to wither a "tactical sarong" is enough of a weapon to constitute deadly force.

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  3. Heroditus HuxleyOctober 22, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    In a word: yes. Yes, it does. I wouldn't want to risk that the idiot with the women's clothing wasn't a pervert looking for a crime scene.

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  4. StephenOctober 22, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    In my state, yes, a tactical sarong is all the excuse I need to double tap. Law is firm. If you feel your life is in danger, shoot. All you must state to the 'law' is I felt my life was in danger. Done deal.

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  5. OdysseusOctober 22, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    In Missouri someone has to be threatening you with deadly force unless you're at home, one guy with fists alone isn't enough. Even an "unarmed" mob is an unfortunate grey area.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 23, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    One of my all time favorite movie scenes....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

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  7. AaronOctober 23, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    I think I would piss myself laughing.

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  8. OdysseusOctober 23, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    OCM- Yeah I once saw a still from that scene captioned "Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." Have you seen this though? http://youtu.be/fbJyZ4eDkIs

    Pimpley Bum- Mockery and laughter are the kindest fates someone who bought a "Tactical Sarong" deserves.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 24, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    I'll save THAT ONE along with the clip from
    film!

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