People who try to merge into a 70mph interstate at 50mph with cars behind them that would like to not get run over by and semi can fuckoff as aggressively as they are timid in merging.
I had one of those the other day. One chucklehead, three cars ahead, almost stopped on the entrance ramp, and traffic congested at 70 mph. Luckily, a clear spot allowed me, and the cars ahead to jump into the left lane, while standing on the accelerator.
Meanwhile, chucklehead crept into the right lane, and continued on their way.
Fuck the Eclipse, fuck the people who are clogging the interstate to see the eclipse! Watch it at your own fuck-trad house. Not in the path? Well FUCK YOU! You were not chosen! WE were chosen not you, get the FUCK over it!
I had one of those the other day. One chucklehead, three cars ahead, almost stopped on the entrance ramp, and traffic congested at 70 mph. Luckily, a clear spot allowed me, and the cars ahead to jump into the left lane, while standing on the accelerator.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, chucklehead crept into the right lane, and continued on their way.
Fuck the Eclipse, fuck the people who are clogging the interstate to see the eclipse!
ReplyDeleteWatch it at your own fuck-trad house.
Not in the path?
Well FUCK YOU!
You were not chosen!
WE were chosen not you, get the FUCK over it!
FUCK the fear and hate mongers that created the news this week!
ReplyDeleteMay they be buggered with a pineapple live on the TV!
SO PISSED OFF