7 days of food: Check
Waterproof ammo: Check(the cheap Russian steel case stuff is usually sealed)
Missing fingers: Nope I can still count to 10 with my shoes and pants on.
So I meet 3 out of 4 of these criteria, I would advise everyone to contact their representatives. I know that "Defense appropriations" are regarded as a must pass, but if they leave this attached to it I believe it would be better for the military to not be funded than for ANY President in the future to have this power.