Thank God I don't have a Daughter! I guy that works for me for the last 15 years sent his daughter to Basic Pistol class last Saturday. I remember when she was about 3 feet tall. She was not that this weekend! VERY attractive young lady. I feel ya!
They say daughters are God's revenge upon their fathers for the kind of young man that they were.I'd say print this off for your employee it might at least give him a laugh.
I'm sure you can apply it to Granddaughters.
As I remember it there is no force on earth capable of scaring off the typical young man and they always have an accomplice in the form of the daughter as well.I thank God daily that I got a son.
I like to think of it as gathering intel/giving fair notice.
Heh. We got one of those, too. He adores his baby sister, and will be on Mom and Dad's side against any guy that wants to date her, and he'll more often be Johnny-on-the-spot for scaring the s#!t out of potential creeps that aren't good enough for her (i.e., most teen boys).
I just showed this to my oldest daughter, her reply "That is so you, Thank you I know"
Round your neck of the woods...er....swamp you could just give any boyfriends an endearing nickname that you constantly call him like "gator-bait".
I have a son (age 8). He is outnumbered 10:1 by little girls in our neighborhood. At age 8 this is a travesty.
I had to star this one so that I can find it easily in about 15 years when I will, of necessity, be cleaning my guns on the porch daily.