Friday, August 31, 2012

Cult of Tacticool: Bike MOLLE

To be fairer than I normally am on these products you can use this to expand a bike's normally minimal space for carrying things, like this:

But you just know this is what's going to happen:

For either of these extremes you can go the Tank Vest.

ht: ENDO

Friday, August 24, 2012

Friday Bacon

Bacon Lollipops
 Bacon Lollipops available at Vat19 be warned they do have some pretty awesome things of all descriptions.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Going to be Stuck with Clairbear

Tell me just how much you want this in your yard now.

Do me a favor Mr. Akin and become the Brady campaign spokesman, lend your razor wit and silver tongue to repealing the second amendment.

If you'll pardon me I'll be in the corner taking up alcohol that we are likely getting six more years of Clairbear.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Social Security "Fix"

The Social Security Administration has apparently decided not to let all those other agencies have all the "black ninja suit" fun, and has put out a bid for 174,000 rounds of .357 Sig.

I know that social security has suffered from a worsening ratio of contributors to beneficiaries like any other ponzi scheme but I think they're asking for trouble with OSHA. The Soviets discovered that when you're shooting a mere 7000 people in the head that you needed a smaller caliber bullet to not overtax you're workers hands.

There has to be a more efficient way.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Seeing Red

Last day of work for a while and certain customers have me seeing red, though not in this good way.
More MSFW below the break

Friday, August 10, 2012

Saddly True

The priorities people put to their children are unfortunately accurately represented in satire.

News reports in the future will puzzle over why he shot so many classmates.

Friday Bacon

Sorry for the light posting around here hopefully this starts to make up for it. I present Bacon-wrapped Corn on the Cobb.

Grilled Bacon-Wrapped Corn on the Cob

Sunday, August 5, 2012


Warning if you're at work or have any delicate sensiblities read no farther on this post, I'm not going to hide it beneith a page break because the h.sapiens who inspired it had no shame in rubbing it in my face.

If you fucking Doleists out there find it impossible to keep your fat faces fed without more than a thousand dollars this year from each of my children, then you're to fucking poor to be spending any fucking money in a convenience store.

What I know is happening in stead is that we collectively as a nation are financing your cigarettes, booze, drugs, gambling, video games, etc. Whatever you don't have to spend your actual fucking money on food worth is being bought because we wont let you starve on the consequences of your own buffoonery.

I don't want to hear about the poster child sob story of the poor waif who through no fault of her own would waste away in the gutter but for her EBT. Bullshit. My wife and I would easily qualify for several such handouts and we eat as nobility two centuries ago could only dream of without these handouts.

My sympathy ended when $180,000,000.00 plus interest was taken from our children this year alone in the form of IOUs with their names on it to shove convenience food in your face.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Leg It

Gonna be running around today so I'd better start legging it.

More MSFW below break

More Inadvertent Bee Keeping.

My blog friend Pioneer Preppy has to go though all this work to keep Bees, some people just seem to need an attic.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Wrong Damn Diner

This cartoon illustrates why mass shooting happen in gun free zones.
Granted it reminded me of a commercial and movie scene, of course this being Hollywood/Firearm company marketing primarily to police departments; so the armed are depicted as police still tis a nice thought.