Monday, April 28, 2014

Monday Made Me Laugh


Break my hornrimmed-shooting glasses, shave my ironic tactical beard, tear my 5.11 flannel shirt's 11 pockets. I have dishonored my self as a gun hippster by purchasing this:

To all my gun hippster former comrades don't be seduced by inexpensive(or even findable) accessories stay true to your principals.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Hailing Hydra Frequincies: F-ing Joe

Some people are just way too stupid to be good evil conspirators.

From the Wal-Mart Parking Lot

So today in the WallyWorld parking lot I saw a Scion xb with a hello-kitty "zombie response vehicle" sticker on the back and more knick-knacks in it that my mother-in-law's house.

The prepper/geek in me was filled with an overwhelming desire to toss the owner in a moderatly sized room with a)two zombies and b) the contents of her pockets/purse. I feel the experiment would likely confirm my on the spot hypothesis but since this is science we must go ahead with the experiment to be sure.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Hail HYDRA Frequencies!

Limey Heroism

The first of three good documentaries from the British WWII perspective. This one also has some awesome background on the Victoria Cross itself.

Friday, April 11, 2014

BeCos(play) It's Friday

 More MSFW below break, as always bonus nerd points if you recognize the characters.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

New Sunnybrook Farmhands

So I don't want to imply that if my readers are "offended" by a post they get cheesecake. On the other hand I don't want to imply that it takes much provocation for me to post cheesecake. A little more MSFW below break.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Dear Customer

Since TCA wasn't working tonight I'm borrowing his bit for a couple of notes to people:

Dear Thundercunt and Thundercock buying frapachinos with food stamps:

When you dropped the drink on the floor breaking it then consoled yourselves that it was "their" job to clean it up you were wrong. Our jobs are to provided desired goods and services to productive members of society so that after being robbed at governmentpointe to fill your trough with swill that we may provided for our own families with what is left.

If you had the shame of a truckstop whore you would get on the ground clean it up while thanking the people who work to provide you with such luxuries beyond your needs.

Dear Walking Miasma of "Perfume":

You are either so insecure or actually skanky that you felt the need to strap spounges to yourself then bathe in "fragrance.

Thankyou so much for this migraine headache.

Tuesday Tapp, Rack, and Bang

This is probably more gratuitous than most of these posts but I don't feel like fighting with blogger this morning.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Friday, April 4, 2014

BeCos(Play) It's Friday

 This week's cosplay is all done by Angela Bermudez. More Mostly Safe for work below break, and as always bonus nerd points for recognizing the characters portrayed.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Eastern Apologies to My Friend

 The other day I accidentally offended a blog-friend, so by way of apologies and bribe to come in from the cold. More Mostly Safe For Work(unless you have an Asian boss who has a daughter) below the break.