BeCos(play) It's Friday

 More not safe to Poke or Go below the break, and as always bonus nerd points for recognizing characters.

Beware Sirens

 More not even safe for freshwater sailors below the break.

Seeing Red

 More not safe to board without permission below the break.

Tuesday Tap, Rack, and Bang

More not safe to field strip below the break.

Monday Libertarianism

Monday Made Me Laugh

BeCos(play) It's Friday

 More not safe for watch lists below the break and as always bonus nerd points for recognize characters.

Have You Met Lydia

 More that may or may not be your cuppa below the break.

Update: Wow I did not anticipate the overly decorated cheesecake to provoke such strong reactions.

Seeing Red

 More indoor/outdoor redheads below the break.

Tuesday Tap, Rack, and Bang

 More not safe to field strip below the break.

Monday Libertarianism

Monday Made Me Laugh

Friday Fuck-Off Open Thread

Text messaging scooter riders can fuck off with a gas powered dildo with more than 50cc of displacement. If you want to turn yourself into the world's dorkiest fucking road pizza you can do so without threatening bodywork to my vehicle that your estate wont be able to pay for because you ride a fucking scooter.

The floor is yours angry readers and remember bonus points for creative profanity.

BeCos(play) It's Friday

 More not safe for kegles below the break.

Flex Time

 More not safe for a good old fashion hoedown below the break.

Seeing Red

 More not safe to startle below the break.

Tuesday Tap, Rack, and Bang

 More not safe to field strip below the break.

Monday Libertarianism

Monday Made Me Laugh

Coming soon to a White-house near you.

Friday Fuckoff Open Thread

Ragweed and honey suckle can fuck off with a giant flaming weed-eater coated with Roundup. I don't care what critters feed from you; you've train-raped my sinuses for the last week. Speaking of trains the switch yard operators who think that rush-hour is the perfect time to slowly move empty trains through town can fuck off with a giant nettle covered dildo attached to a speeding train while they are tied to the tracks.

The floor is yours angry readers if you have something to get off your chest, and remember bonus points for creative profanity.

BeCos(play) It's Friday

 More not safe for fan-service below the break, and as always bonus nerd points for recognizing characters.

Random Hotness

 More not easy to categorize cheesecake below the break.

Seeing Red

 More not safe for flash photography below the break.

Tuesday Tap, Rack, and Bang

 More not safe to field strip below the break.

Monday Libertarianism

Communist Cheesecake

 Since we're all off for Commie-day I thought I'd post a few collectivized means of (re)production. More not safe for freedom or irony below the break.

Monday Made Me Laugh

Friday Fuck-Off Open Thread

This week I'm going to defer to my wife who is several grades ahead of me in the school of profanity.

Bicycle riders can definitely fuck off.  They can fuck off with their handlebars held perpendicular to their anus when they FUCKING FORGET that they ALSO FUCKING HAVE TO FUCKING STOP AT GODDAMNED STOP SIGNS.  I FUCKING HAD THE RIGHT AWAY, YOU RANCID TWATSTAIN!!!  Do NOT scream at me with both middle fingers extended because YOU ran the FUCKING STOP SIGN, and vegetation and other vehicles blocked my view of you until AFTER YOU'D RUN THE FUCKING STOPSIGN!!!  May you try that with a city dump truck, because THAT'S THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT WOULDN'T BE FUCKING TOTALED BY HITTING YOUR GINORMOUS ASS.

The floor is now yours angry readers and remember bonus points for creative profanity.

BeCos(play) It's Friday

 More not safe for astrology below the break, and as always bonus nerd points for recognizing characters.

In Motion

 More not safe for bandwidth below the break.