Monday Made Me Laugh

Jackboots and Labcoats

Scientists have reportedly been asked to search for an “evil” gene in the DNA of Adam Lanza, the 20-year-old who killed his mother before he opened fire at Sandy Hook Elementary School, slaughtering 20 children and six adults.

What would Mengele or Sanger given for such modern tools to misuse? The arrogance to belive you can isolate evil with GATC is breathtaking. I suppose the next witch trails will be conducted with petri dishes instead of soured cream or warts.

On a separate note we have NOTHING to be afraid of at Vampire DUI checkpoints.

Tuesday: Tap, Rack, and Bang

Hope all your Christmas wishes were fulfilled.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone who reads this little corner of the web.

Some People Just Don't Think

An off duty deputy sheriff who is a friend of mind came up behind me as I was leaving Sam's Club today. I hadn't seen him and he stuck his knuckle in my spine and started to say "SirI'mgonna..." By which time I'd whirled and swept his arm out of the way, and fortunately some part of my brain recognized him and hit the abort sequence on my reflexes. He laughed about getting my heart beating. I tried to politely point out that this wasn't that wise given recent events. When I didn't seem to get it I said he hadn't seen where my right hand was going by reflex.

There are times and places for jokes but remember that the butt of yours might be feeling a touch on the paranoid side that day.

Cult of Tacticool: Shades

Friday Bacon

This is what Friday bacon is all about.

h/t: Wirecutter.

Getting Biblical About Guns

FXhummel1 goes old and new testimant on the ass of the "holier than thou" crowd.

Beware Sirens

In my continued effort to warn people of these waterborne hazards.

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A School Shooting Scenario in Post RKBA Amerika

The Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre is being used by all the usual Anti-gun blood dancers and a few who came out of the bushes and took off their shoes for just this occasion.

I would like to offer my prayers for the victims and their families.

I believe that "one sentence answers" are insulting to the scope and depth of the problem of mass shootings. To illustrate this I'd like to lay out a scenario of how this could happen even in a post 2nd amendment America.

This is something I pray never happens and if you are some sicko looking for ideas nut up and just off yourself like a man rather than killing anyone else. This scenario could also be a trigger for people with PTSD of this type of situation so I'm putting it below a page break read only if you're of sound mind.

Conceal Your Wookie Until the Time is Right

I would love do have one of these because I just am that big a nerd.

Friday Bacon

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Beware Sirens

It's been a while since I cautioned you all about these dangerous waterborne hazards.

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For Duke

And others who make it rain.

Message From Santa

Infamy

Friday Bacon

Oh the humanity.

Beautifully Tacticool

I hadn't meant to start an EDC discussion on my last post, everyone remember to EDC your sense of humor though.

Spare Magazine

So are you carrying one or do you now just wish you were?

Tuesday: Tap, Rack, and Bang

Friday Bacon

New Trend

Them urban folk just don't take beatdowns like they used to before concealed carry.

Some people seem to have a problem with this.

Powder dry my friends.

Tuesday: Tap, Rack, and Bang

It has come to my attention that there is a gap between the Milfy Monday's at Feral Irishman and Hump-day hotties at MsgtB's so I will try and fill it.

Monday Made Me Laugh

If you haven't found Failure to Fire yet get over there; what could be better than a web comic set around a gun store(don't answer that).

Friday Bacon

Alas no bacon here this week if you need a fix go check out this at Irish's blog. Instead I have something else to piss of the RIFs.

Counting

So how many more is this number than what you would allow people to fire at you before you shot back?

Monday Made Me Laugh

Now and Then

Friday Bacon

I bet you RIFs thought I'd forgotten about you.

Monday Made Me Laugh to Stop the Crying

Given the Spechul Snowflake self-esteem movement, what a perfect metaphor for last Tuesday.

Armistice Day

I know it has become Veterans Day here in the US, and I want to thank any veteran reading this.  I believe it important to remember why we celebrate it today, and at this time.

I recently came across this really well made documentary on the Battle of Somme.



God of our fathers be with us yet.
Lest we forget, lest we forget.-Recessional by Rudyard Kipling

Attitude Music

I don't have time for much posting today but I thought I'd embed a couple of songs with the right attitude for the times.

Okay Everyone Sulking in Your Tent Time is Over.

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've exhausted all other options."  Sir Winston Churchill

Other people(my wife included) have gone over what went wrong with the last presidential election. I'm going to try to avoid "admiring the problem" as much as I can at least on this post. Suffice for the moment that the Republican establishment nominated the guy who was "next in line" and that guy thought he could "play it safe" into the White-house.

I want to go over what we need to do now on both the macro and the micro scale to reverse the momentum in the currently non-violent (I pray it remains so) slow motion civil war. I'll probably end up doing expanding posts on most of these points.

First on a personal level:

1. If you're sitting on more than a 3-6 month liquid cash reserve now is the time to make sure you're personally stocked on the "beans, bullets, and band-aids."
2. We need to no only inoculate our children against the Marxist indoctrination machine that the schools and colleges have become but we must teach them the very finest in Rhetoric so that they can become a virus of truth among their ignorant and brainwashed peers.
3. We all need to become the citizen journalists even inexpensive digital cameras and nowadays most cell phones can take half an hour of video and any of us can currently put that out where the whole world could see it. We have at our disposal "weapons of truth" that dissident movements through out history could only dream of, now we just need the courage of our convictions to actually use them. The old media will not tell the truth, but the good news is almost nobody actually admits to trusting them.
4. Meet some new people, this one will be hardest for me because I'm more comfortable as a very private person. We need to go out a put our faces on the liberty movement, we need to tell the people on food stamps and welfare that we believe in them that they can do better than this; many haven't heard that in a long time and have stopped believing it themselves.

On the macro scale:

1. The Republican party is either about to recognise the reality check of this last election or they are soon to be a minority "third party" itself. This is going to have to be an enormous judgment call as to when or if to jettison the GOP; there will be consequences either way.
2. We need to get behind conservative minorities and support them. Minority communities are in a "Stockholm Syndrome" that doesn't seem breakable from outside that specific community. We not only need these people freed from their electoral lockstep chains, but we owe it to our fellow man to liberate him from his ideological bondage.
3. The Democrats aren't going to make the mistake of nominating Biden or Hillary in 2016(or rather I wish they would) they think they've found the unbeatable formula. Find a blank slate minority that can read a teleprompter and use him as your sock puppet. We need to be ready to counter that this time.

This is an incomplete list of things we need to do to I'd like to ask any readers to share their ideas, I only ask us to keep our pessimism (The Establishment GOP will never let that happen) in check. I know that there will be fierce opposition inside and outside our own supposed side. Let us try to keep a problem solving attitude, and do our best to include ways to overcome problems not let ourselves be permanently roadblocked by them.

Tomorrow When the War Begins (Again)

Someone on last night's coverage said we were in a slow motion(and thankfully still nonviolent civil war. I'm sure I don't have say that we lost a very important battle last night, the war isn't over though.

Today is a day to lick pychic wounds and make araingments with the taxidermist for nursed grudges(as well as make sure that you're armory is stocked up).

Tomorrow will be a day to begin to recriminate and plan.

More tomorrow.

Bravery

No matter what is going on in the news bravery deserves to be recognized.

Tomorrow

America Strikes Back.

And just in case any of you need that little extra push to go vote out the current tenant of the public housing project at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, I promise to include gratuitous cheesecake on the 7th if we have something to celebrate.

If we don't have good news all I may be able to post is:

Monday Made Me Laugh

For MSgtB:

Cult of Russian Tacticool: Automatic Entrenching Tool

Revenge and Retribution

Hope and Change has apparently transformed into Revenge and Retribution.

The old Divider-In-Chief returned with a vengeance when in the middle of an attack on Mitt Romney he told a crowd at a campaign rally to stop booing and, " Vote! Voting's the best revenge!"

Or even more blatantly from Obama's closest friend and advisor:

After we win this election, it’s our turn.  Payback time.  Everyone not with us is against us and they better be ready because we don’t forget. The ones who helped us will be rewarded, the ones who opposed us will get what they deserve. There is going to be hell to pay.  Congress won’t be a problem for us this time. No election to worry about after this is over and we have two judges ready to go.” Valerie Jarrett

Or from even more loathsome individuals.
Keep your powder dry my friends.

Learned Something New

WOFL Fox 35 reporter Mike Synan said he is “100 percent positive” that the crowds were chanting “Hail Obama!” at the event.

Now I knew Obama was a socialist I just didn't think he was a national one. The reporter doesn't mention any raised right hands maybe that's the "more flexibility after the election".

So How Was Your Halloween

 

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Not Thirsty

Given that I'll always associate Christina Hendricks more with Firefly that with Mad Men, I'd have to refrain from any beverage she's trying to get me to drink.

Monday Made Me Laugh

Redhead Island vs. Asian Fantasy Land III

Sorry no Friday Bacon to make it up to you I present the third installment of this epic battle(don't worry I'm pretty sure this will still piss off the RIFs).

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Hot Brass Boogie

If you haven't checked out Terminal Lance yet it's worth your time.

Cult of Tacticool: Rope

How much do you trust your buddy's trigger discipline?

Monday Made Me Laugh

Why the Prince Never Found Redneckella

Friday Bacon

Bacon for dissatisfied housewives.

Cult of Tacticool: Tail-Gunner

This system might have some weight integration problems.

For Aaron

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Monday Made Me Laugh

Cult of Tacticool: Death Hearse

For when those "Zombie Response Vehicle" stickers just aren't getting you respect anymore.

Why So Serious?

I'm apparently not the only one who got this vibe last night.

Quick Field Strip

Step 7: Reinsert Slide Stop pin.

Seeing Red: Bad Idea/ Awesome Idea

The USMC is apparently arming redheads, the horror. More MSFW redheads below break

Monday Made Me Laugh

Quality Irony for My Entertainment.

Taliban Threatens to Bomb Code Pink Demonstration in Pakistan Against U.S. Drone Strikes

I want an internet video feed, a couch, and popcorn.