Monday Made Me Laugh

Jackboots and Labcoats

Scientists have reportedly been asked to search for an “evil” gene in the DNA of Adam Lanza, the 20-year-old who killed his mother before he opened fire at Sandy Hook Elementary School, slaughtering 20 children and six adults.

What would Mengele or Sanger given for such modern tools to misuse? The arrogance to belive you can isolate evil with GATC is breathtaking. I suppose the next witch trails will be conducted with petri dishes instead of soured cream or warts.

On a separate note we have NOTHING to be afraid of at Vampire DUI checkpoints.

Tuesday: Tap, Rack, and Bang

Hope all your Christmas wishes were fulfilled.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone who reads this little corner of the web.

Some People Just Don't Think

An off duty deputy sheriff who is a friend of mind came up behind me as I was leaving Sam's Club today. I hadn't seen him and he stuck his knuckle in my spine and started to say "SirI'mgonna..." By which time I'd whirled and swept his arm out of the way, and fortunately some part of my brain recognized him and hit the abort sequence on my reflexes. He laughed about getting my heart beating. I tried to politely point out that this wasn't that wise given recent events. When I didn't seem to get it I said he hadn't seen where my right hand was going by reflex.

There are times and places for jokes but remember that the butt of yours might be feeling a touch on the paranoid side that day.

Cult of Tacticool: Shades

Friday Bacon

This is what Friday bacon is all about.

h/t: Wirecutter.

Getting Biblical About Guns

FXhummel1 goes old and new testimant on the ass of the "holier than thou" crowd.

Beware Sirens

In my continued effort to warn people of these waterborne hazards.

More MSFW below break

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A School Shooting Scenario in Post RKBA Amerika

The Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre is being used by all the usual Anti-gun blood dancers and a few who came out of the bushes and took off their shoes for just this occasion.

I would like to offer my prayers for the victims and their families.

I believe that "one sentence answers" are insulting to the scope and depth of the problem of mass shootings. To illustrate this I'd like to lay out a scenario of how this could happen even in a post 2nd amendment America.

This is something I pray never happens and if you are some sicko looking for ideas nut up and just off yourself like a man rather than killing anyone else. This scenario could also be a trigger for people with PTSD of this type of situation so I'm putting it below a page break read only if you're of sound mind.

Conceal Your Wookie Until the Time is Right

I would love do have one of these because I just am that big a nerd.

Friday Bacon

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Beware Sirens

It's been a while since I cautioned you all about these dangerous waterborne hazards.

More MSFW below break

For Duke

And others who make it rain.

Message From Santa

Infamy

Friday Bacon

Oh the humanity.

Beautifully Tacticool

I hadn't meant to start an EDC discussion on my last post, everyone remember to EDC your sense of humor though.

Spare Magazine

So are you carrying one or do you now just wish you were?

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