Thursday, March 31, 2016

Inseam or Lack There Of

 Remember ladies when cutting off your old jeans measure twice and cut three times. More not safe for dress codes below the break.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Probably Easy Rider

 More not safe to ride below the break, your humble host will just be over here being beaten to death by bike chicks.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Smallhold Brand Lingerie

Hyper-scary Scenario

How the US ends up in a Civil War Nov 8th

The really scary parts is that this doesn't take more than some plumbing parts and/or a few burner phones combined withe the ego or ambition of a couple of people.

Monday Made Me Laugh.....

.....because there are people out there with such massive guilt complexes that they're heading this way.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Rantmode On

  • Outside of my office window is a cemetery, and down at the bottom of it are a section of "undersized plots", today there was a large well attended funeral at one of those. And the overwhelming majority of the male attendees were wearing blue jeans. One of the old demarcation lines between Redneck and White-trash is that Rednecks have one suit in their closet for when someone gets hitched or planted. Behold the trashification of our culture.
  • Target if you actually want our daughters to have positive role models why do you have one out of stock sliver for the DC Super Heroine dolls but isles devoted to Bratz and Barbie? Or do you actually want women to trade the sugar daddy of a husband for the sugar daddy of government like the rest of the Marxist?

So That's What the Secret Underdog Energy Pills Were

Monday, March 21, 2016

Beware Sirens

 With warmer weather many of you are going to be temped to engage in water based recreation without any thought to the perils, more perilous creatures below the break.

Monday Made Me Laugh

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Let's Preach to the Firing Line

Seriously if you think about the statistics about how often the citizenry of this country buys enough firearms to equip every police officer and soldier, those blood in the gutters over mall parking lot fantasy's of the Brady Bunch seem more and more ludicrous. If most of these special snowflakes ever realized how many lawfully concealed weapons they walk by every day, blissful in their ignorance.

But since gun owners are such polite as well as law abiding people I'll make a deal on behalf of all people who lawfully carry a firearm. Publish a No Concealed Carry sign on your front door and We'll find better things to do than visit your house. I have no need to waste my time with someone so disconnected with common sense and moral responsibility.  Now Allison if you live in my state your sign needs to be at least 11" by 8" with 1" block lettering, and then the entire world will know that you don't allow lawful weapons in your house. I for one will sleep better knowing that I'm no longer contributing to your herd immunity from violent crime and we can all live our lives(however long they last) as our consciences dictate.

I promise you Allison that you don't need to demand a single law or judgment to stop every single lawfully concealed gun from crossing your threshold, because the dirty secret is not only are we nice people but we're by the large too smart to bother with your kind of lost cause. Just let the world know in nice block letters and good citizens will respect your decisions.

Please let us know or have someone let us know how this works for you.

Weekend OCD Check

Friday, March 18, 2016

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Ivan is Russia's Karl

 More not safe for the motherland below the break.

Another Step Down the Road

Again I hope that Brawndo's supporters are right about him, but I can't help but think that this is the road to this:
O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world
That has such people in't!
'Tis new to thee.
Definitely  feeling more Prospero this morning. So how long until the island?

Monday, March 14, 2016

Election Tommorow

My state's primary is tomorrow and at this point everyone is so entrenched into their candidate that the chance of me being able to persuade anybody else is zilch. So all I will say is vote your conscious  and be ready to live with that derision. For whatever it's worth I hope that the supporters of whoever wins are right about their guy, because God help us all if anybody who supports the eventual victor at this point are wrong.

So it remains to be seen what part of history we are getting ready to rhyme with, but I have less and less confidence in the ability of most people to act rationally in all but the shortest possible terms. Often this is profoundly irrational any kind of long term.

Some people are convinced that we are on the cusp of revolution into either a Marxist or a Timocratic utopia, but as the father of small children I can't wish for the day to be hastened. I want them to be both free and happy instead of having sacrifice all hope of either for their descendants to have a chance at regaining what so many of us have taken for granted even when we've tried not to. The great tragedy that seems currently laid out for us and our offspring is that we haven't had freedom and prosperity taken from us, we've been convinced that it's worthless and needs to be thrown in the trash.

So now that I've said my peace, hopefully without seeming to directly point fingers. I'm going to the polls tomorrow, so that I can at least say to my children where I stood when the counting came. If the person I vote for turns out to be a weasel, then I will tell them that and apologize for my part in the collective stupidity. If the person I vote for turns out be someone who at least took a mop bucket if not a river to the Agean Stables, I will tell them that we haven't bee able to undo a century of Marxist melding but that we've made a start. If someone else wins and is wonderful, then I will tell them honestly that I am pleasantly surprised to be wrong but didn't support them. And if someone else wins and is the last nail in the coffin of this noble experiment in how long can me be their own masters, then I will at least be able to let them without lying that I voted against them.

Smallhold Workman's Comp

I'm sure this is way down the list of why Pioneer Preppy does things for himself.

Monday Made Me Laugh

Friday, March 11, 2016

BeCos(play) It's Friday

 More not safe for George Lucas, below the break, and as always bonus nerd points if you recognize characters.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Bernt Offerings

You're right; for it to be socialism the Government has to steal it for you, and that's what makes it moral.

(ka)BOOM Goes the Humor

Put whatever you are drinking safely out of unconscious sipping reach and go read this.

Tuesday Tap, Rack, and Bang

More not safe to field strip below the break.

Sunday, March 6, 2016


Kids Today

I know every generation declares that the one behind it will be the end of the world, but few of them realize how responsible they are for their own destruction.