Friday, September 16, 2016

Friday Fuck-Off Open Thread

Text messaging scooter riders can fuck off with a gas powered dildo with more than 50cc of displacement. If you want to turn yourself into the world's dorkiest fucking road pizza you can do so without threatening bodywork to my vehicle that your estate wont be able to pay for because you ride a fucking scooter.

The floor is yours angry readers and remember bonus points for creative profanity.

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