Friday, December 16, 2022

Friday Fuckoff Open Thread

 Today's Friday Fuckoff Open Thread can go to our local PD who even though they'll happily ticket someone for failing to pull over for a firetruck on a call, don't do the same with their unmarked suburban when they are obviously not on that call or any other emergency. They are welcome to fuckoff with a rolled up ticket-book soaked in habanero juice.

Feel free to vent your own fuckoffs.

3 comments:

  1. My Fuckoff is directed to the hypocritical assholes that are still mumbling about the manufactured lung flu, all the idiots that wear masks outside when no one is within 50 feet of them OR when driving and being the only one in the vehicle, everyone that talks about more than 2 genders, and society in general for not wanting to accept reality.

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  2. What you wrote, and, I've seen people not bother to move their cars when an ambulance is behind them.

    And I'll add my most recent FO:

    The overkill of the new PSAs and Ads pushing the clotshot: "have you gotten the new covid boosters? They're effective against both the OLD and the NEW V A R I A N T S."

    No, they're not.

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  3. Behind every good cop is a battered wife.

    I could stand outside the hospital zone near my house clearly marked 30mph and record 45mph (non-emergency) police all day long. But I'll add a fuck off to tail gaiters.

    It's not just a bad driving habit. It's an act of aggression. And I can only imagine what shitters they are in the workforce, or worse, to have as a neighbor. They must be a real joy for their partner in a relationship.

    Piss on their graves.

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