Urgent warning to the public! From The CBI (Centaur burrow of investigation) Serial Centoride killer Alicia Morlen (AKA the MAD ELF) has struck again. Lock your doors and stay inside. Report any elf movement in your pasture. The Mad Elf is reported armed with a super deadly elven assault rifle. These deadly fully semi-automatic sniper machine guns can kill dozens with a single pull of the trigger. Centaur law enforcement is advised to kill any elf seen with one on sight.--Ray
UPDATE: ALICIA MORLEN has been identified as a member of a militia terrorist group call the Elf Liberation Front. She is also a veteran of the Elf Centaur War. She is believed to be stalking her victims in a white panel van in the company of other Elf veteran's ---Ray
Sorry man. The drugs done overloaded my brainsies--Ray
Don't be sorry it was funny!