Monday, October 7, 2019

Monday Made Me Laugh


  1. I knew my cat was a blood drinking monster. She also thinks she rules the world and that her servants are too slow. But I like cats. My wife. Only in a barn-if they look cute. She one told me "That thing wants to murder me in my sleep" I told her not to worry. All cats want to murder us in our sleep. All she had to do is run the can opener to win any battle. ---Ray

    1. God's perfect killing machines...but they only weigh 10lbs so we keep picking them up and snuggling them.